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Cheato cunti

Written by BennysBadekar at 03:00 12/10-2013

  Oh that prosecco was nice. And the golden ale. And the brown ale. And the pale ale. And the red wine was great. And the wine bar was great. The shawarma was all over my shirt and now the bed is my only friend.
  
  But it all started with the proseco. Cheato cunti. It got me thinking. What does BennysBadekar need to take it to the next level? We need cheap great riders and I have got the perfect strategy. We are going to do a Slico, Kremer and a Kasko.
  
  My former hero from Vientiane Cycling is apperently doing the same, so why should I not do it? It is the way to the top. Fuck ethics and sodomise good behavior.
  
  Game plan: 1. Spam new teams with wildcards and snatch their captains for RV. 2. Befriend fellow managers and wait for them quit. Then ease their pain by taking their best riders for RV pkus 30k. It SOOO much easier for them. 3. Act holy and ignorant in debates involving "wise" trades"
  
  It indeed was a great proseco. You cannot help loving Cheato cunti. It makes you forget all about ethics, community, values and good behavior.
  
   - Benny

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BennysBadekar at 09:49 18/10-2014
  I didn't manage to befriend all the teams who got "semi-banded". Could have made some great deals there!

BennysBadekar at 22:14 17/10-2014
  Yup

Vientiane Cycling at 22:03 17/10-2014
  So i guess it worked!

Vientiane Cycling at 14:52 12/10-2013
  I drink it a lot, the cheato cunti, it is true!
  
  But i do not mail the inexperienced managers.I try to buy riders for a low price from more experienced managers. I still think that it is normal practice, despite of all the Cheato Cunti that i have had in recent months. ;)


Cremtec at 06:05 12/10-2013
  Karma will get them ;)

Rigana at 04:35 12/10-2013
  So what is your logo going to be? Stalin, Armstrong or maybe Mother Theresa to be truly misleading.

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